
princess bubblegum is my kinda woman i mean hubba hubba
i think you mean “hubba bubba”
cHRIST
clarinetta replied to your chat: So my fuckin’ friend Julie just sent me this:
WOW WHAT A MEAN PERSONjULIE IS NO LONGER MY FRIEND
Alpacas are so much fucking cuter then llamas.
sdfgsdg
YOU FORGOT THE FOLLOWING POINTS:
- LLAMAS HAVE BIG ASS TEETH TO RIP OUT YOUR FUCKING THROAT
- ALPACAS HAVE FUZZY LIPS TO NUZZLE YOU GENTLY TO SLEEP
- LLAMAS WILL CHARGE AFTER YOU IF THEY SMELL FOOD AND FEAR
- ALPACAS AMBLE ALONG LIKE THE WORLD IS MADE OF GUMDROPS
- LLAMAS ARE THE FUCKING DEVIL INCARNATE
- ALPACAS ARE NOT THE FUCKING DEVIL INCARNATE
This has been the most informative post I’ve seen on Tumblr.
this is the most done i have ever seen batman and he looks done like 100% of the time
(Source: insidetheinsideout)
tumblr has given me the ability to laugh at the stupidest shit in the world
in my head
with a straight face.
What if you played a game where you put a bit of each element in each chocolate.
The last person alive wins.
reblogging because that.
(Source: jkubee92)
I think we all regret our first urls.
YOUR URL IS A MEME YOU SHOULD REGRET YOURS RIGHT NOW
This is so clever. Or maybe it’s just the English major in me that gets it.
yes. it’s only you, the english major who gets it
not the 200,000 other people who’ve also seen it
(Source: desolatewanderlust)
the year is 2053. a girl lays on her bed wearing vintage ugg boots. ‘I was born in the wrong generation’ she sighs as she listens to taylor swift and cries over a one direction poster.
some kids are actually gonna be like this you do realize that
i like that part in iron man 3 where the whole movie
(Source: casttiiel)